Don't forget the coriander...

So we are sitting having a lovely curry...

Waiter: Ok Pilau rices...

Chorus of voices: Me

Waiter: Mushroom Pilau

Silence...............

L: Oh I think that was me, well I've got Pilau rice now, Have I take somebody else's?

Waiter: Well you may as well have both

L: Oh, but it's got coriander in it, I can't have that, I had asked for it without

So the mushroom Pilau remains on the table for the remainder of the meal, along with 2 other Pilau's

P: Where's my boiled rice? Oh well I'll just have Pilau

Waiter: Boiled rice?

J: Yes w ordered 2. Oh well hold one now, I think we have too much anyway.

At the end of the meal we asked for a doggy bag into which goes 2 curries and 4 rice.
Waiter: We have some extra Pilau's out the back would you like them?

J: Oooh yes please

We're having a rice party next year!